Sunny Side Up

Winner -- Junior Section

Calvin Christian School


Did you know an average hen lays around 300 eggs per year? Or that an eggshell is primarily made of calcium carbonate, the same material found in seashells and limestone? And here's a fun one: the color of an eggshell has absolutely no bearing on its nutritional value or taste. It's all about the breed of the chicken! But enough of these fascinating, though somewhat dry, human facts. Let me tell you a story from a much more personal perspective. My perspective, in fact.

For as long as I can remember, my entire world has been this magnificent, pearly white expanse. My shell. It wasn't just a shell; it was my city, my suburb, my town, my country. It was everything. Within its smooth, curved walls, I lived a life of unparalleled bliss. Imagine the perfect acoustics for humming your favorite internal tunes! The gentle, rocking motion of being transported was akin to the most luxurious hammock.

I had my routines, of course. My mornings began with a meditative rotation, ensuring all sides of my shell received equal attention. Then came the 'deep ponder' session, where I’d contemplate the mysteries of the universe, like what exactly was on the other side of my opalescent walls. Was it more shell? Less shell? Could it be… nothing? The thought was terrifying and exhilarating in equal measure.

One of the greatest joys of my existence was the occasional 'rumble in the carton'. This was when my shell-city would be gently jostled against my neighbors, creating a delightful cacophony of soft clicks and thuds. It was like a bustling marketplace, full of the sounds of contented, spherical citizens going about their day. I even developed a kind of rudimentary communication system. A particularly vigorous tap against a nearby shell meant, "Greetings, fellow ovum! Lovely day for calcification, wouldn't you agree?" A softer, more prolonged press conveyed, "Just chilling in my personal paradise, wishing you the same." It was a sophisticated society, built on the subtle nuances of shell-on-shell interaction.

Who needed eyes when you could feel the subtle shifts in temperature and the gentle vibrations that hummed through your very being?

Then came the day. A day that would forever be etched into the very fabric of my being, or what was left of it. It started innocently enough, a stronger-than-usual jolt. I braced myself for the usual delightful tremor, but this was different. This was… violent. My city, my beloved shell, was subjected to an unprecedented level of agitation. I tumbled, I rolled, I experienced a dizzying sensation I had never known. This was no rumble in the carton; this was a Category 5 Shell-icane!

Suddenly, a blinding flash of light pierced my sanctuary. A terrifying, booming sound, like a thousand tiny thunderclaps, echoed through my world. And then, a sensation unlike any other. A sharp, excruciating pressure, followed by a sickening crack.

My world, it split, literally.

It wasn't a crack in the plaster of a human house; it was a gaping chasm in my very existence. The pearly white expanse, my beloved shell-city, was no longer whole. Light, raw and unfiltered, streamed in, revealing a monstrous, colossal landscape of what I could only describe as… kitchen counter. My perfect, self-contained universe had been breached.

Panic set in. My serene, golden self, once nestled securely, now felt exposed, vulnerable. I tried to pull myself back together, to mend the irreparable fracture. But it was too late. The light grew stronger, and I felt myself shifting, sliding. The comforting enclosure was gone, replaced by a cold, flat surface.

My entire being, my happy, contained self, began to spread. Not in a pleasant, stretching kind of way, but in a chaotic, uncontained oozing. My golden core, once so perfectly spherical, was now a formless blob. My once-clear boundaries were dissolving. It was… horrifying.

A giant, shadowy form loomed over me. A booming voice, "Looks like this one's a bit runny, dear." Runny? Runny?! I was experiencing an existential crisis of epic proportions, and they called me runny! Are they kidding? All I have ever done is be faithful! And what do I get in return? A comment about being runny!

Then came the scraping. A flat, metallic object, enormous beyond comprehension, began to scoop me up. My once-proud, perfectly-packaged self was now being unceremoniously gathered. My internal screams were deafening, though I suspected they went unheard.

I was lifted, then plummeted. My new "city" was a swirling vortex of heat and… other me's. A chaotic, bubbling inferno. My golden self, once so individual, was now mingling with countless others, losing all sense of self. It was a complete and utter sensory overload. The delightful warmth I once experienced was now an unbearable scorching.

"Just a nice scramble for breakfast," the booming voice declared.

Scramble? My perfect, peaceful existence reduced to a "scramble"? The indignity! I, who had once contemplated the very nature of existence within my perfect shell-city, was now merely… breakfast. I thought runny was bad. But no, it gets worse. This betrayal is insane.

As the heat intensified, a strange transformation began. My golden self, once fluid, began to firm. The chaos began to coalesce. And then, a surprising thing happened. The disparate parts of me, once so scattered, began to bond. I was no longer an individual, but part of something larger. A collective. A… scramble.

And surprisingly, it wasn't entirely bad. The collective warmth was comforting in a strange, new way. The flavors, though unfamiliar, were… intriguing. And the thought of being part of a larger, delicious whole, rather than a solitary, fragile sphere, had a certain unexpected appeal.

So, while my shell-city was lost forever, and my personal paradise shattered, I found a new kind of existence. It wasn't the blissful solitude I once knew, but it was… something. Something warm, something comforting, and surprisingly, something quite delicious. And if that isn't a good ending to a story about an egg, I don't know what is.

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